Reballet (rebel ballet)

I did sneakily have childhood dreams of donning a tutu and doing twirls. Still don't know exactly why I was never foisted of to the neighbourhood bar (of the hold on and pliees variety).I was told I was too tall, still have a sneaking suspicion they thought me too chubby for it. (boohoo)Then when my little sis went to ballet and was taught by a rather rotund woman in army fatigue, named..wait for it...SERGEANT, I gave up on the thought until now.

Had I done ballet as a kid though, I secretly think and more secretly hope that my incredibly shy little self, would have been doing exactly what she's doing.(see little girl on the far left.)